For Immediate Release

LAUSANNE, Switzerland, October 4--The international firm CollierBlanc (Nasdaq: DORK) has disclosed few details of their mysterious new product, Collier2000, slated to be released in February 2000.

"Together with the board," said president SCB to journalists this morning, "we have opted to give the public a rough idea of what to expect of Collier2000, but without giving away too much information. Preliminary market studies haven't yet been fully analyzed, and some of our most essential final decisions are contingent on these studies."

When pressed to give more information, SCB replied, "I can tell you that the prototype is pink, and has already passed mobility exercises--gross limb movement--in the lab. As an improvement over previous models and to safeguard the central processor, we have installed air bags just beneath the CPU, at the base of the chassis. And, after much deliberation, as a sex platform we finally chose >ț}UȘtZ

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